Breaking News: Actor Sam Elliott arrested for his furious remarks over Bradley Cooper's Best Actor Oscar snub, "I'm going to kill that filthy sand n***er!!"
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Actor Sam Elliott, star of the hit film A Star Is Born, has been arrested at an Oscars after party for reportedly making threatening remarks to fellow actor Rami Malik regarding his Best Actor Oscar win for Bohemian Rhapsody. Sources say Sam Elliott was at the Oscar after party doing a line of cocaine off of Bradley Cooper's abs when reporters approached him about the snub. Elliott furiously responded "I'm so fuckin pissed my boy Bradley lost to that Ramen Noodle fuck or whatever his name is. I'm gonna kill that pyramid building, basket weaving sand nigger for winning that Oscar he didn't deserve. I'm gonna gut him like a pig and come at him like a raging fuckin bull, Bradley Cooper is a beautiful man with a voice that makes my penis erect and he deserved to win that Oscar and then hopefully rail Lady Gaga after." Elliott was then seen approaching lowlife director Spike Lee with a large ax when cops suddenly arrived to arrest Elliott. As he was being escorted out of the party with handcuffs, the actor yelled "since I'm going to jail tell my rotten grandkids to go fuck themselves". Sam Elliott paid his bailed the next day and was seen hours later snorting an entire line off of Rami Malik's ass. Both men were arrested soon after.
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