Ethnically ambiguous man makes white SJW uncomfortable

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Late afternoon at a Gay Pride rally downtown, local Progressive activist and Democratic voter, Gary Turdwell, began lecturing photographer and part time narcotics dealer, Alex Leamon, on the controversial topic of "white privilege".

It was mid way through the conversation which according to local sources Turdwell was dominating as Leamon was incredibly intoxicated, reeked of alcohol, and was reportedly witnessed earlier freebasing cocaine in an alley way. That it occurred to Turdwell, Mr. Leamon was ethnically ambiguous.

"I just wanted to tell him that I had an African American friend in high school that I realized he (Leamon) probably wasn't white." Turdwell told a friend

It was than unable to pigeonhole Leamon into any known racial or ethnic category, that Turdwell turned the conversation towards heterosexual privilege. To which Leamon replied:

"I'm high on cocaine at gay pride, You do the math!"

Leamon than began prancing into the parade of rainbows, flowers, and leather,
leaving Turdwell dumbfounded.

"What have I witnessed?" Turdwell said feeling as if his entire political ideology had suffered a fatal blow.

"Maybe, he's wealthy?! Maybe I could tell at him for economic privilege!" Turdwell thought to himself before witnessing Leamon drive away in a 1990 Toyota
2WD Hilux pick up truck, with an assortment of empty beer bottles and tools in the pick up bed, blasting an exotic sound Turdwell would later learn was called, "Los Tigres Del Norte".

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