Woman wonders why hot guy from class only DM's lame memes at 3:33 am on Tuesday
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San Diego community college student, Dana Morris confined in a friend about her classmate Matt, who according to sources Morris assumed was openly homosexual at first.
"She said, he just was fit and intelligent, had his own place, had a car, and a job. Plus, he was a bit effeminate. Ya know he has to be gay!" said the anonymous Chaldean source who repeatedly refused to put on pants during the interview.
After trying to ignore Matt, Morris began sending memes back. And the mind games began at least for Morris.
Morris' friends began referring to Matt as "professor dicktease" upon learning he had a girlfriend. And, Morris became distraught until her knight in shining armor, a local gamer named Marcus appeared and began serenading her, until he was pepper sprayed.
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