University Of Georgia Plans To Close After Violent Student Shows Interest In Attending

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The University of Georgia officially announced their intent to shut down campus until further notice due to a violent student from Champaign planning to attend. A student by the name of Watts, Sam has decided to attend the University amidst the college bribery scandal. When Georgia reps asked Watts about potentially bribing the school to get in, Watts reportedly responded by saying "I will pull a gold pump and dome you." The reps fled the scene, called the police, and Watts is currently in a high security prison until the facts are released. We will keep you updated on this story, as it is a sad day for the University of Georgia and the Southeastern Conference.

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