Police on hunt for crazed celebrity stalker
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NYPD is on the hunt for a man alleged to have stalked several celebrities in the Manhattan area. A spokesperson for the NYPD says the individual is believed to be an escapee from a local mental institution and should not be approached as he is likely to take a blue-steel selfie with you if you’re close enough. Celebrities are being advised to travel with beefed up security and heavy disguises. Grammy award winning singer-songwriter Celine Dion fell victim to the unhinged man saying “ I was terrified, I didn’t know if he wanted a picture or my purse. He had this glamour thug look going on.” Witnesses say after he finished with Celine he took off wild-eyed in search of other celebs to “ grip and flic”. If you see the man in question do not approach and contact authorities immediately.
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