Albany GA closed until further notice.
Friday 06 August 2059 34424 Shares
Due to all the Golden State fans, that use to be Atlanta Hawks fans that are now buying Toronto gear and GA Bulldog fans that are now Clemson fans the Albany Mayor has decided to close the city until they figure out who is who.
"Its a real problem" says one Lee Co. resident known only as Pork Chop. "Us Bulldogs can't figure out how to beat Alabama so we just jumped on the Clemson bandwagon. It's a win win."
One local Albany resident (who was asked to remain anonymous) was spotted walking out of the mall yesterday with a Raptors jersey was asked what he thought of the recent success of his basketball team he stated "Best thing to ever happen to Georgia, glad one of them Canadian teams didn't win.
a monkey escapes from the miami zoo and throws bananas from a tree Mario a monkey from the Miami Zoo has escaped last Friday from his cage when he escaped, he threw bananas at people from all over Los Angeles. This has led to a video called "banana rain going viral" right now this little criminal monkey is found in prison.
octopus teaches math at harvard They hire octopus to teach math at harvard, the octopus is called arnold and it is said that he is paid 3000 dollars per class. here are some images