Local nightclub evacuated after flatuence from patron...
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A local nightclub was forced to evacuate for 3 hours last night after a patron passed gas on the dance floor. Robert DeVito, 66 from Elwood NY spun and danced and secretly emitted enough bowel gas on the dance floor to force 11 people into emergency room at Huntington Hospital with severe nausea and shortness of breath. Many others declined medical treatment. One party goer was quoted as saying "He crop dusted the whole room". Another guest said "I knew it was him because he was smiling and his faced turn red and his nostrils flared when we asked him who did it."
Police will not charge Mr. DeVito, but do recommend a change in diet.
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