Trump Blames TelePrompTer Gaffe on Airports

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On the White House lawn on Friday, reporters asked Trump about his claim that General George Washington ‘took over the airports’ during the American Revolutionary War.’

During the Salute to America speech, President Trump said "Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do."

The president explained to reporters that the TelePrompTer glitched during his speech.

"I knew the speech very well so I was able to do it without a TelePrompTer but the TelePrompTer did go out and it was actually hard to look at anyway because there was rain all over it but despite the rain it was just a fantastic evening."

We caught up with the president during his 192 golfing trip since becoming president, which has cost the tax payer a total of $108,000,000, and we asked him if he knew what might have caused the TelePrompTer to glitch during the event.

“I’ve seen reports that say it was Russian interference but that’s fake news. The real perpetrators have had it out for me since I became president because they didn’t like the very important, very beautiful travel ban. I believe it was a conspiracy of airports that broke into my TelePrompTer in an attempt to make me look bad, but everyone knows the truth and now they know the truth about my big brain and who’s looking foolish now? Now, what are you doing on my property? I told them, no press!”

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