Breaking News: Having the last name Motley can significantly increase your chances of dying a virgin

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In a lab controlled, random sample, double blind test. Scientists were able to confirm that those with the last name Motley have a 98.47 chance of dying before having any sexual encounters. In fact, the 1.53 of Motleys that do have sexual encounters before kicking the bucket usually have gay encounters. But these unusual results beg the question, how are there living Motley’s if most don’t reproduce or have gay sexual encounters. After hours of research and digging, scientists have found that all Motleys are grown in a lab in Area 51. Some even get their genetic material mixed with some test rats genetic material, which results in some Motleys having mouse like qualities. In conclusion, if you see a Motley on the street, offer it cheese but don't invite them into your bed, unless you want mouse grandkids.

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