Percentage of Americans Who Eat Ass Increases After Rectal Mint Introduction

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A recent poll done by Jack Schitt and Associates shows that since the introduction of rectal mints, the percentage of Americans who eat ass has increased in every demographic.

Percentages
Race/Ethnicity
White: 59.78
Black: 214.57
Hispanic/Latino: 100.39
Asian: 25.00
Native American: 99.87
Other: 157.23
Gender
Males: 112.74
Females: 87.58
Other/NB/Trans: 97.54
Sexuality
Straight: 490.58
Gay: 897.45
Lesbian: 75.47
Bi/Pan: 123.89
Fluid/Other: 78.53
Origin
Born in US: 235.97
Outside of US: 73.98
Political
Left: 987.45
Right: 23.78
Center: 89.74
Religion
Religious: 14.75
Nonreligious: 23.98

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