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One day I was at school and I saw this girl so I asked for her number and she gave it to me then we became close but she had a bf but I rly wanted her Oml she was so damn hot like you don’t fucking understand she was like bettter than corina kopf so I killed her bf and then when she was depressed and shit I was there for her and then she trusted me I asked her out then she said no your my brother cmon and I was like idgaf were in Alabama bitch smd like obviously we need to fuck like we are in Alabama so let’s fuck ok so she said ok and we recorded a pornhub video she said what are you doing step bro and I said I’m gonna fuck YoU for a video bc I didn’t know that was a catchphrase then I realized that she watches porn bc she knew the catchphrase like wtf 1 week passes by I see her sticking a 18 inch hulk dildo in her pussy and I threw up bc his stretchy it became but idgaf bc I still fucked her than I was like fuck I fucked my sister then when I said that I realized that she was was my Peppa what r you doing in my story
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