BREAKING- Ezekiel Elliot traded to Miami
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Tuesday, Sept 3, 2019- In a stunning turn of events, the Dallas Cowboys have traded star RB Ezekiel Elliott to the Miami Dolphins for 2 first round picks in the 2020 Draft. The Dolphins will assume the RBs contract, but details of any contract extension have yet to emerge. Fantasy players everywhere are regretting taking such a bum in the first round, especially Team Teasticles.
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