Local Fantasy League Stirs up Big Trouble After Man Loses
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Last night on Sunday September 8th, the National Football League started. This start comes with lots of overjoyed fans as well as your fair share of crestfallen fans. With the announcement of Antonio Brown's move to New England, the NFL world is buzzing. One man by the name of Justin Flaherty, got caught up in the excitement. Proud of his team and ready for the upcoming season with his typical OBJ pick, Justin was talking a lot of talk. A challenging competitor now being called a hero by many by the name of Patrick Galvin, took on Justin in the first week of fantasy football. Justin was happy...for now. The games went on. Jameis Winston had a rough start as well as Justin's beloved OBJ having JUST 7 points. This infuriated Justin. The commissioner of the young well-put-together league lost the opening week, and hell broke loose. He said it was the refs. He said it was an "off" week. He said "OBJ is my lord and savior. All the tell tale signs someone will become an arson. The rest of the league should have seen it coming. His recent missed shift at Ichigo made him angry so he went back with vengeance. He walked into the establishment and slapped the manager to the floor, her asian shapeless body knocked out cold on the floor. He set the hibachi grill on fire and threw it on the floor spreading sake all over the restaurant. Asians could be seen screaming "Herp us! from inside. Justin walked out of Ichigo 0-1, but the people inside were 0-31 with 31 casualties. We will report more on this breaking story and are hoping for safety in this rough fantasy start.
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