Local Teen murdered in broad day light
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Local tween, Justin Flaherty, needed yardwork done at his house. His parents urged him to invite two friends over to help, she he turned to Owen Palmieri and Patrick Purdon. Justin was grounded earlier in the month for breaking out of Alcatraz Prison and visiting his gals in the cape for a little girls night. This upset friend Justin's friend, Sean Earley. While working on the Flahertys yard, Patrick Purrrdon receives a call from Sean..... Sean asks Pat and Owen to hang out, Mr flaherty comes around the corner from fcking Jessica. Pat tries to hang up the call but fails.... Sean then goes, and I quote, " Justin you could come if your parents weren't being CU*TS" . This makes Chris PISSED. A few days go bye and Chris gets so mad he murders his whole family, including Chewie. His next target is SEAN EARLEY. Chris gets in his massive blue truck. He first kills Gianna for not giving he*d. He then kills Bridget, after kissing her, then kills Angus, then Seans Mom, then his other hot sisters. However.... the fight with Brian was FIERCE..... The battle lasted all night. However Chris came up on top. Chris is still on the loose. His next suspected target is: Bones.
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