Circuses struggle to find new clowns as top prospects continue to go into Ironton politics
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The number of circus clowns has shrunk to a dangerously low level – and Ironton politics is being blamed for snatching up all the best prospects.
‘We used to have half a dozen clowns in our circus. Now we have just one because the rest have retired or gone into Ironton. And young prospects aren’t even considering a career in the circus any more,’ said Richard Majesty, a worried ringmaster.
Circuses have found they just can’t compete with the fame and attention that surrounds politics. Instead, a group of circuses are considering joining forces to become their own political party.
‘Although I doubt anyone will notice anything different about us,’ said Richard.
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