COUGAR ALERT ISSUED FOR Riverside-Albert and area. (Wed. Sept 18, 2019)
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Loco hunting and fishing expert Danny Cameron, voluntary night-watchman at the notorious "Woodpecker Park", spotted this old cougar lying on a tree limb in a state of sexual exhaustion . Said Danny when interviewed by Global news "I sheet meself, expecting her to jump my young bones, like old cougars are known to do at Woodpecker Park. I got lucky and got away safely, not like last time when my back was all scratched to hell and my lips and neck were badly bruised.
Danny's wife Janie said these encounters always leave Danny ravenously hungry, but she loves to feed him when he comes home to eat, no matter where he got his appetite.
Use caution when in the area. Men under 60 years of age are urged to stay in groups for safety while visiting the area.
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