Kik Shutdown Could Be Disastrous
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Since the CEO of Kin/Kik announced yesterday the October 19th date to shut down the popular chatting app "Kik" there have been some startling developments. There have been nearly 150,000 cases of men going to houses and pulling out their penis to show whoever opens the door. Apparently this is a very popular thing to do on the Kik chat app. President Trump addressed this epidemic this afternoon saying "I don't understand the issue with men pulling out their penis to show it off, Democrats are now calling for a nationwide penis ban. I can tell you now, I will not let Nancy Pelosi do a penis grab. We don't want Pelosi getting a hold of our penis's!" After the presidents statement he laughed and pulled out his penis and walked away. AP, New York.
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