DEADLY SCHEME FOR NIPSCO TO OBTAIN FUNDING FOR NEW 'STATE OF THE ART' ALUMINUM UTILITY POLES UNCOVERED
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December 3 2019
Indiana attorney general Curtis Hill held a press conference today in Indianapolis announcing criminal charges in connection with a plot involving NIPSCO executives and 4 hypnotists.
The charges allege that NIPSCO executives used hypnotists via social media to cause motorists to ram into utility poles in the Northern Indiana city of Hammond. According to Hill, this was done in an effort to persuade the Indiana legislature to release funds already earmarked for other infrastructure improvements to NIPSCO instead of other slated projects. Attorney General Hill has asked the Governor to sign an emergency order increasing funds for trauma centers and victims in the Hammond area due to a unique and "unprecedented" threat to public safety. Apparently there are at least 5,000 drivers in Northwest Indiana that have been "preprogrammed" to slam into utility poles when given certain "triggers". Hammond's Mayor Thomas McDermott could not be reached for comment.
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