CHICAGO POLICE AND FDA CREATE A JOINT TASKFORCE TO TACKLE CHILD ABUSE AND MENTAL ILLNESS IN THE AFRICAN AMERICAN COMMUNITY AND AT THE DINNER TABLE

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Embattled Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot announced on December 3rd that a "Joint taskforce" had been formed to combat an epidemic of mental illness at the dinner table of many of the city's African American residents. "Operation No Booty Noodles is under way" said Lightfoot. She added "Children should not be forced to eat booty noodles nor should they be forced to sit through the awful smell of the cooking process." African Americans were freed from slavery in 1865 but many of them maintain slave traditions and rituals. The federal government under Donald J Trump has recognized the disgusting practice of eating feces marinated pig intestines as a mental illness and has repurposed several Immigration detention centers to now take in a process African Americans taken into custody under operation No Booty noodles.

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