BREAKING NEWS: AN ALIEN HAS BEEN SPOTTED AT A. MARIO LOIDERMEN MIDDLE SCHOOL, AND OTHER

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An alien as been spotted at A. Mario Loiderman Middle school, the alien has been identified as a woman that has escaped from area 51 last night.
The alien was caught eating roaches and sharing lice with a student named Jhacey Datu in the storage room for half an hour.
Area 51 ABC News says that the alien is a drunk woman wearing green paint and that aliens aren't real but a student reported that the alien tried to bring him in her UFO for a makeover for their alien drag show.
Another student said that she overheard some aliens saying that they are planning to capture little children the day it snows so they can turn them into aliens and they can rule the earth forever and the snow will turn green.
Another person said that they saw the alien at the Bar Luis asked middle-aged men to turn their. Cars into UFO’s
”seems odd but it happened.”
The fellow person said.
A student from Argyle Middle School even spotted the alien at Starbucks buying an alien frappe
And the name on the cup was ”Rebecca”
On the alien records in area 51, it said that the alien name was unknown.

So be careful when you go to A .Mario Loiderman, Bar Luis, and Starbucks because you'll never know if you're talking, sitting next to, or an alien serving your drink.

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