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This tea is more real than the fake Splenda packets that you use everyday. The tea is: Grandma is in the shower. Do you know how rare that is? Once every two and a half months, she gets in the shower. While in the shower, she sings at the top of her lungs and stays there for over an hour. Then...she does something unimaginable! She-wait. I can’t tell you yet. You have to be sworn to secrecy. All you do is..go into the school, scream, “I would like to purchase a new torso,” and then when someone reacts, say that you are allergic to attention. Next, keep reading. Anyway, the unimaginable thing that Grandma does is: she pees in the shower and passes out for the next two days. This means you can do whatever you want! Enjoy it.
Anyways A.Mario Loiderman middle school has the worst bathrooms ever can’t even afford a sink but can afford a new school rebuilding.
Principal Ms.sosik aka Ms.so sick is running the school in those designer red pumps
Fun fact: she wears heels every single day.....does her feet ever hurt?
The only good foods at our school are the vending machine snacks and the snacks they serve at lunch, and that's why student stop eating school lunch ever since, the pizza is like a bland piece of cardboard with tomato sauce.
Also, this school is ???????????? as hell once this dude named Marcelo was grabbing This student by the waste (maybe a friend) and humping him
And let me tell you the student looked so uncomfortable and his friends were laughing, I also saw two girl walking by saying “hi daddy” and “hi mommy” and guess what one of them were me.
Anyways stay tuned for the lion news.....STAY CLASSY LOIDERMEN

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