Toilet paper contains Covid 19.1 virus

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A large batch of toilet paper sold through major retailers has tested positive for the COVID 19.1 virus . CDC , Center for Dorks Corp. has tested several unused rolls of Toilet paper being rushed into premature service . The tissue paper was rushed into service before the aging process because of a shortage of tissue paper caused by too many assholes . Said assholes bought up tissue paper stock for no apparent reason , causing a real pain in the ass for normal persons.
CDC reminds people to remember that people that prepare your food , fill your teeth and do your exams would rather use toilet paper than what they are using now,

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