Outpouring of thoughts and prayers, reduced the number of Covid-19 infected people in US
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In a miraculous move that flies in the face of science, doctors throughout the country took patients off ventilators and stopped hospitalizing them, as millions of thoughts and prayers poured in. One doctor was quoted as saying "It's like I wasted 10 years of my life studying medical science, when I could have just got on my knees and mumbled to my imaginary friend" President Trump lauded the brilliance of Vice President Pence's successful pray-away-the-virus strategy. "HUGE, I have the biggest prayers, nobody has bigger prayers than me" the President said, in an address to his suppositories on Faux News.
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