Cure for Covid-19 to be Administered Early August of 2020.
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After numerous trials performed by Paris Sciences et Lettres - PSL Research University Paris, a cure for the dreaded Covid-19 has reached its final stages. Professor Moe Lester, head of the research in modern medicine and isobutyl vaccinations, states, "With the obvious outbreaks the world has been exposed to due to the pandemic of the Covid-19, we are very excited to announce that within the 14,000 trials administered, 95 of those trials resulted in a successful recovery. Further testing is needed to ensure there are no repercussions that will appear in the future."
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France has also declared itself as a designated test subject, meaning that France has agreed to use it's own citizens as the first patients to receive both the cure and vaccination for the Covid-19 virus. Prime minister of France proclaims, "We the French people are very strong people and we see that nations should be working together to fight against this threat against not just each country, but humanity." Following this report, France has offered the countries of Canada, Britain, and the United Sates, to also become designated test subjects to relieve stress of testing France is to endure within the next few months. Both Canada and Britain have agreed and have planned a meeting with the French prime minister on April 20, 2020. The US still has not responded to the offer extended by France. President Trump has causally mentioned his displeasure with this idea through his twitter early today.
France has also spread news of the best way to not cure, but aid in combatting the Covid-19 is very simple. French Doctor and Pediatrician, Yuri Tarted, announces, " For everyone under lock down at their homes, it is very stressful to see how this pandemic is spreading. I understand that many of the families out there are seeking advice from social media platforms for home remedies for Covid-19. However, the only proven remedy to the Covid-19 lies in 2 herbs: Mint and Kale. We have tested that if an individual were to digest 3 leaves of kale with 2 leaves of mint rubbed on the base line of their neck, it will greatly reduce the chances of the virus entering your system. The antioxidants and methyl-oxanolic acid from the kale help to boost your immune system overall. While the mint rubbed on the neck provides both Isopropic oils and systemic mitochondrial reagents that ward off the cuspid valve of the virus's anatomy. We recommend to admister this remedy at least twice a day for adults and five times daily for anyone under 18."
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With France as the leader in this fight against the Covid-19, the world can rest assured, it will take much more than a single virus to take down humanity.
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