Francis Released: World Waits With Baited Breath
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While to the untrained observer, the sudden absence of posting by Kurt Francis could only mean one thing. That dumb son-of-a-bitch screwed up on Facebook once again. Surely Kurt must be serving another sentence in the infamous 'Facebook Stockade'. Well, we've dug deep (That's what she said) into the mysterious disappearance of witty, yet subtle one-liners by the 'Postmaster General of Envelope Pushers', and what we've unearthed might surprise you. Kurt and his old band mates from the 70s, Tommy 'Bassman" Baker, Jeff 'The Magic Organ' Chandler & Tony 'Ringo' Borgia have been holed up in the world renown 'Shabby Road' recording studio, putting their unique sound to some songs meaningful to their fearless leader. We're told that all profits from the sales of this recording will benefit the 'Society for the Coalition to Rehabilitate Repeat Facebook Offenders’.
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