Op-Ed: Liberal Protesters Ruin America Again
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"Liberal Protesters Ruin America Again" by Cesar Nunez
I stood there as thousands of protesters marched for what I assume was to demand Disney create a transgendered mermaid Marvel superhero character.
Eventually as night fell these godless liberals began looting and rioting. I was defenseless. The only thing protecting me from these brain dead hippies was that I was 10 miles away in my living room, nude, freebasing cocaine, watching it on CNN.
After an hour. I made my way downtown. Where an elderly woman confronted me. In a case of self defense I was forced to beat her unconscious and take money from her purse.
All the anarchy and chaos around me. I was trapped. I was now forced to help several other looters break into a liquor store at gun point. Now, I know there is video of what appears to be me circulating online throwing a brick into the window of the liquor store and yelling "I'm drunk and doing this consensually!" Followed my me stealing liquor bottles.
But, this was simply a deep fake made by a jealous ex-lover from Montreal named Theo. Theo and I had a short and passionate affair. That ended after I impregnated his married sister.
Overall it's godless homosexuals and the liberal secular movement who seeks to destroy and pillage our Scientology based beliefs we share as a nation. For the founding feathers believed in law, order, and making sure your Thetan levels are audited at least twice a year to ward off negative extraterrestrial ancient spirit demons & homoerotic desires.
America: The choice is yours. Tom Cruise is watching.
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