Office Phones Can Take control of Cell Phones.

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AP, Louisville - After many complaints about a certain brand of phone systems in offices all over Indiana and Kentucky were physically overriding cell phones bluetooth and wireless abilities, state and city officials decided to get involved in finding out why. Over 10,000 hours and nearly $10 billion were spent on researching this phenomenon. The findings concluded that certain cell phones can be controlled physically and digitally by other phone systems no matter if the wifi, Bluetooth, and even the power is off.
This is now referred to as "Zombie Brain" cell phones and there are many out there that we're not aware of. Dr. Yugota B. Kidnme announced "If your phone is being controlled by another phone system immediately destroy it.. You must stab it in the processor and bury it. Do not let this get out of control.". Please help to keep office phone systems from controlling our wireless devices.

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