Did Meteor Showers Really Kill the Dinosaurs?

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Recent discoveries at an archaeological dig in Alberry Plains, Prince Edward Island, Canada, have scientists worldwide rethinking the theory that meteor showers were the demise of the dinosaurs millions of years ago. Archaeologists have uncovered a mass skeletal cemetery at the site which indicates there may have been a "battle to the death" between the dinosaurs, led by T-Rex's, against hordes of primitive chickens. Scientists now believe it is possible that it was actually chickens that wiped out the dinosaur population in a series of coordinated attacks worldwide. While the chicken was obviously the much smaller animal, scientists believe chickens, used their superior numbers, speed and sharpened pecking beaks to swarm and bring down the dinosaurs one by one. Why do scientists believe the chickens won? Well the chickens are still here and the dinosaurs aren't. As per local PEI scientist Jimmy Gallant : "It's not dinosaurs the Colonel is cooking up for us at KFC now is it ?!?" Until other mass dinosaur and chicken skeletal digs are uncovered this new theory of course remains unproven.

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