Sexual Deviant Exposes Herself in Public
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An Amarillo woman in her mid-thirties has been exposing her meager bosoms at local restaurants to unsuspecting patrons. Over the span of 2 months the woman has been frequenting local Amarillo restaurants in the afternoons. While casually dining, she will begin undressing from the waist up, and expose herself to the unsuspecting victims. One man identified her as a Hispanic or Middle Eastern woman. He also described his ordeal at the Torchies Tacos on Soncy one Friday afternoon. Mr. Weatherby states to the police that after eating a dozen tacos the deranged women took her top off, "twerked" on top of the man, and then queefed loudedly on his lap. It was a day that he will never forget as his pants have been lefted stained with "queef" splatter. The Amarillo Police Department have asked the public to be vigilant and call in with any information. The police would like to question the woman in the photo. If you have any information about this secual devaint who exposes herself, twerks, and queefs on her victim please give APD a call at 1-800-CRIMESTOPERS.
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