Governor Mike Parson Announces Missouri Schools will Now be Banned from Re-opening
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At a Missouri press conference earlier, Governor Mike Parson has announced that all Missouri schools will now be banned for re-opening for the years of 2020 - 2024 due to issues within the buildings. He claims, "I want all of the kids of Missouri to be safe and cannot take any risks for opening the schools for the next 4 years." Many people believe are not very happy with this decision, but the executive order was already signed and approved by Parson's Administration. More information about this topic can be found on our new's website. You can also watch the press conference for yourself or more details.
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