“Drip or Drown?” Neither, Court Ruling Says Federal Imprisonment.
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Stephen Cain, a student at St. Joseph’s Preparatory School in Philadelphia, has been charged with being “too drippy”. The trial, which set a massive precedent regard drip sentencing in the United States, proceeded on the 10th of August. It only lasted for 5 minutes, as the jury automatically knew that the defendant was guilty when he pulled up in his Google Slides. Mr. Cain will face 69 years in a correctional facility for these charges.
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