Missing Minnesotan Teen founded brutally stabbed at a local grocery store
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Blaine, MN - Missing 18 year old, Adam Donahue, was founded at a local Walmart’s parking lot right outside of Blaine. Father reported him missing after contacting friends about his whereabouts. When told that the teen left a few hours prior to the phone call the father contacted authorities immediately.
“He never leaves us unless he has something to do like go rob a local hot dog stand or beat an old woman down the street. This is nothing like him at all.” One friend explained to us.
“Now instead of Saturdays with the boys, it’s the Saturdays at the morgue“ Another friend say somberly as he took another sip of his beer. Grieving for his friend.
Local Blaine PD is currently undergoing the investigation finding who is responsible and why.
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