Charley Burkhardt Dies In Horrific Hotdog Eating Accident
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Charley Burkhardt, a 19 year old male living in Somerset County, has passed away after attempting to clog 14 hotdogs down his glizzy in a matter of minutes. It was a normal afternoon for Charley, until he went over to his friend Joe Ciempola’s house, in Nashanic Station, New Jersey. Little did he know, Joes father had recently grilled up some hotdogs for a family party that evening. When Charley arrived, he was immensely hungry and the smell of fresh glizzys overwhelmed him. Charley immediately began to scarf these hotdogs in what Joe Ciempola said would have been a, “serious contender for a world record time”. It was reported that after Charley had consumed 9 glizzys down his mit, that he began convulsing, as medical examiners found 4 hot dogs clogged in his throat. When Joe Ciempola was asked after the accident what he thought about the incident, he said, “You know I saw this coming. Charley has always had a true love for beating glizzys down his throat”. For what seemed to be a promising future at the college of New Jersey for Charley Burkhardt, has come to an end too soon due to death from clogged glizzys.
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