Two local teens arrested for child sex trafficking

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Two local retards like Reynolds (15) and matty haggan (16) were recently arrested for child sex trafficking earlier this morning. According to authorities, both of the retards had 32 kids in there basement. While being arrested, matty haggan tried to bribe one of the officers with a special bundle of kids. The officer declined. Luke Reynolds had two separate rooms of kids and When asked about it he explained that one of the rooms was for a football team he was starting and he believed they had the most potential. The two retards await trial.

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