The Glizzy Boy.

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Teenager Michael Maradona was seen last time at Publix, off of Daniels Pkwy, grabbing 10-15 glizzys and shoving them down his pants. The teen was caught by the workers and was asked what was that huge outline that was bulging out of his pants. The smart teen didn't hesitate and said real quick that it was his $5 foot schlong. After Michael said that, he bolted through the doors and into his truck that was waiting in front of the doors. Last time a person saw him that night was when they heard the truck speed off, blasting Doja Cat. If anyone has any news ab this Glizzy Boy. Please contact Fox News. Thank you.

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