Sexiest Bachelor Alive

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Plankinton area native Preston “Oday Hand“ O’day was recently announced the sexiest bachelor alive! He had lots of competition with Chance “Daddy” Tobin coming in a close second with also Taylen “Appaloosa” Trisco coming in at third. Receiving no votes were Culley” Wild Pony” Tobin and Ty”Money older than your grandma” Ziebart. I think Preston is just lucky that the urban legend Justin “Boots” Krell is shacked up or else he would of definitely taken his title as the sexiest bachelor alive since he already owns the title as “youngest man to go bald.”

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