Clovis teen “accidentally” sells drugs to kids

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CLOVIS, CA - On Tuesday evening Buchanan student Rocco Contino was caught forcing kids to take drugs then making them pay for them. Police arrived to the scene after one of the kids were lucky enough to dial 911. Policemen John Nixon said that Contino kept saying it was an accident but they didn’t buy his bullshit. We’ll have more on this one on Channel 8 at 11 pm.

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