Dead body washes up, begs question.. what happened?
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Oakharbor-Wa. In early june 2013 a body was found outside of ‘Lovers’ sex shop with 32 holes in it. later discovered to be local femboy (Haiden Rogers) who was murdered by a 42 year old man franz gutenbruh. after the man (Franz) found haiden performing anal on his 5 year old son whom haiden was babysitting that night, instead of calling the police he grabbed his automatic m4 rifle and shot haiden repeatedly. Franz claims “If i was 21 I might’ve been turned on but something didn’t quite sit right with me”. subscribe for more local news
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