“Biggest Simp” locals call this young man

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Robert Scavello (aged 9) is a young boy who went to school, played sports and hung out with friends, like a lot of us did. One thing was different about Robert (Robbie or “snake” his “friends” call him) Robbie was a simp. The biggest simp they’ve seen locals had reported. “If a girl looks at him the kid gets hard! He’ll even snitch on his friends or tell lies to get closer to girls.” Said Aaron LoPresto. Today he was entered into the Guinness World record for the biggest simp known to man.

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