A Fifteen Year Old Pulled Over for Having “Too Phat an Ass”
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From the Bay Area, Pippa Fortenbaugh was pulled over the other day and inspected by cop, Jacob Elordi. Elordi claims that it was a danger to others for 15 year old, Pippa, to be on the road as her phat ass would likely cause distraction to other drivers on the roar. Since then, Pippa’s license has been temporarily banned until her ass shrinks and officer Elordi has offered to be her personal chauffeur.
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