Local Miami Teen Needs People to Hop Off His Nuts

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A local Miami teen is having a little problem right now. He has way too many people on his nuts. We reached out to him for a comment on this whole situation, he said “I don’t know bruh, I just need all these pussies to hop off”. When asked what he would do about the situation he gave a really confusing response.He said, “El Alfa El Jefe La Planta La Bestia”. We don’t know what that means but that’s what he said.

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