Illinois teen found to have stolen and eaten feces of several infants
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Lake Villa, IL- Local teen, Gabe Sanborn(15), was found to have abducted several kids from local daycares around the area. He reportedly said to the children “If you don’t poo in my mouth, I will bury you in a ditch”. Local authorities raided his house and shot him 32 times. He is now in critical condition and is set to be on trial this Friday. We asked his friend, Mark Lopez, his thoughts on the ordeal. “I’ve always expected him to do some sh*t like that but he just built different” he commented.
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