Local University of Kentucky Student Almost Drowned After Wearing Outfit Classified As Too Drippy

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University of Kentucky student Will Parsons (‘24) nearly drowned this morning at 10 o’clock outside of his dorm building. Will had just finished unpacking his belongings after moving onto the campus. He got dressed and stepped outside when by freak accident, nearly drowned in his own drip. Help arrived on the scene immediately and was able to save Mr. Parsons. He is now being warned to dress less drippy from here on out.

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