Aitkin High School Student Cuts Penis Off After Football Season Is Cancelled

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Caiden Kjelstrom, a Senior at AHS did the unthinkable when he heard the news about his Senior football season being cancelled. “Honestly felt pretty good to get a few inches off, I’d do it again” claimed Caiden.

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