Johnny Bravo impersonator escapes prison hospital
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Москва, Russia- Johnny Bravo impersonator who was found to have thirty pounds of black tar heroin, escapes prison hospital in Russia. He was sent there due to being deemed “a threat to America”. The teen pulled a jungle knife out of his anus and threatened hospital workers saying “Listen here you medical fucks, if you don’t let me out those doors I will use your organs as rope to tie up my boat”(which he refers to as his ‘beauty’”. Still injured with 38 bullet wounds, Bravo ran into the Russian wilderness and is nowhere to be found by authorities. There were near to 100 raccoon corpses found strung amongst the trees which Russian authorities assume was Bravo. They now deem him as “Johnny the coon killer”.
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