SIMP OF THE YEAR
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After years of being called “cute” by females in his grade, Noah Milton finally decided it was time to hit up women... His first strike was at Rylie Parker. According to Rylie she said Noah was, “shy but fun once he opened up.” Rylie tells her friend Gabriel Avila that’s she is ready for Noah to make a move, Gabe then passed that info to Noah. Noah then has his chance but BLOWS it... “After that I only saw him as a FRIEND” says Rylie. Rylie then ends the fling between each other. According to Rylie, he “cried for a week” after they parted ways. She felt bad that she did that to him and decided to give it a second chance but to no avail....
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