Steroid Fever at Ruben S Ayala Highschool
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With many speculation of steroid usage at Ruben S Ayala Highschool, it was only a matter of time until someone got caught. Dominic Lanathoua, Varsity Football Senior has recently been caught using steroids... “Honestly man, I kinda knew from the start, he use to be 5”7, 130lbs our Freshmen year, now look at him, 5”9 285lbs, pure muscle” said former friend Ryan Varney. “I started to notice the performance in the bed slowly decline over time... I kinda thought I wasn’t doing enough” says Ex Girlfriend Khaya Andrade. To this day Dominic denies anything to do with his steroid usage, but you can’t deny facts.... he’s too big.
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