Senior Damien Spartan Has Been Caught Red Handed
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Dylan Borchert, Senior at Damien High School in La Verne, California, has been caught on multiple occasions this summer simping and chiefing according to multiple sources. His good friend Jordan Sheridan agreed to this comment and said, “Every night I would hop on NHL Chel with Dylan and Alek, but his addiction to marijuana has taken over, I am genuinely concerned”. In reference to the simping, a close friend by the name of Gracie Honore has received the same message on a daily basis, “In a group chat on snapchat, Dylan on average about 5 times a day says, ‘She is so beautiful’” in reference to a girl that took him 3 weeks to text. Another friend by the name of Alek Iriarte has dealt with Dylan’s recent addictions and mentioned, “I really dont know who Dylan is anymore, he is rude and I am afraid of his vulnerability with females given his prior relationships”. If you have Dylan Borchert’s contact information, it is best we confront Dylan on his addictions as it is hurting the La Verne community as a whole, to watch his life go downhill.
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