Xander Menapace gets traded to the world class Asian Wootangs pong team

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Per source: Willie B. Hardigan (Xander’s agent) “Xander just didn’t feel welcomed and to be honest the theme was lame and the theme was lame.” When he got released he was very excited to hear that the Asian Wootangs, who have 2 time world champ Nick Hix, were more than happy to pick him up on their squad. He said, “Once I heard that a signature Nick Hix blowy was included in the signing bonus he was all in.”

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