Man arrested for ejaculating on an elderly couple
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On Monday, August 17th authorities arrest Jayden Lee Pantoja for ejaculating on elderly couple Robert and Susan. The two of them claimed to have been walking down the street when an albino man around the height of 5’4 approached them and proceeded to scream to deragotory terms and ejaculate on them. Robert says that he saw the man hiding in the bushes with his hands on his genitals mere seconds before the attack occurred. This is one of three attacks that happened this past week with the previous two being adolescent children and dogs. Jayden Pantoja is currently being held on $250,000 bond authorities say
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